Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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