I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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