Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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