the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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