Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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