Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
