thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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