I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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