Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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