all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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