she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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