I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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