dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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