Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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