Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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