What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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