Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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