Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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