Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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