A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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