thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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