There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm bleeding and have questions
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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