i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
