I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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