That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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