it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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