Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
