And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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