Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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