we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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