covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I look better un-naked...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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