id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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