At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
