Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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