Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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