Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING