i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.