We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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