I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
These tits shall not be calmed