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• (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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• (925): View more from California

  Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us 

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin

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  His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.

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  You are always hiding in a closet though??

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

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