too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way