She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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