i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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