Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
