how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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