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Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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