Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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