i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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