he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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