As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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