New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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