I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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