How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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