I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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