i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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