Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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