I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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