Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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