everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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